assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

disowns:

the daily conversation with my bae

disowns:

the daily conversation with my bae

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

tyrannia:

HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are

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bvby-cvkes:

woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

LOL